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Song Parodies -> "All Stuck"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"All Stuck"

Parody Written by:

Mike Raf

The Lyrics

this is about how i had a wife who was good-looking but was annoying so i traded her with a better one but realised the second wife was 50 years old
Somebody once told me, my wife is gonna dump me
She ain't the hottest girl in the bed
I was lookin kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb
In the shape of an "L" on my forehead
Well, the wives start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to this wife and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for her,
My brain gets smart but her head gets dumb
Somewhere to run somewhere to hide So what's wrong with takin the backstreets
I'll never know if she won't go I'll never shine if she don't go
Hey now, Im stuck here , my names on her head, hey
Hey now, Im a prisnor, she gets closer to me, hey
And all that shivers is me Holy shootin stars shes gotta go
It's a bad place, and they say it gets better
I'm bundled up now,Im waiting to get older
But the nieghbors say I should keep her... Judging by the good-looks of her neat picture!
The life I live is gettin pretty sick
Her tempers gettin warm so I might as well slip
My world's on fire, how about yours?
Cuz that's the way i hate it and damn I get bored
Hey now, Im stuck here, my names on her head, hey
Hey now, Im a prisnor, she gets closer to me, hey,
And all that shivers is me Holy shootin stars shes gotta go
Hey now, Im stuck here, my names on her head, hey
Hey now, Im a prisnor, she gets closer to me, hey,
And all that shivers is me Holy shootin stars ...
Somebody once asked me could I swap my wife for his I said sure you can go straight ahead.
I said yep, what a good trade, I could use a little change myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the wives start coming and they don't stop coming
Heads to the car and she hits the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for her, My brain gets smart but her head gets dumb
Somewhere to run Somewhere to hide but this time I won't take the backstreets
She'll never know if I don't go She'll never shine if I don't glow
Hey now, I'm a free bird, I'll fly with my wings, hey
Hey now, Im free now, my old wife is gone, yeah
And all that shivers is me Holy shootin stars shes gotta go
And all that shivers is me Holy shootin stars this one's old...(damn)
ęCopyright Mikerosoft Corporation Michigan USA

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Christina - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Um...that's kinda sick.
brigigi - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
stupid!!!!!!!!!

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