Somebody once told me the world is
like a sports match
I aint the fittest kid in the gym
He was looking kind of dumb with a
shirt that said I won
And a cap that did not fit his forehead

Well the leagues start coming and they
don't stop coming
Played by the rules and I got my nose
broken
Didn't make sense to do it again
Dropped the ball once and I joined the
chess club
So much big dudes, So much small fry,
So what's wrong with being a brain
box
You'll never know if you aren't one
You'll never win if you are one

Chorus:
Hey now you're a dumb jock, got your
shorts on, backwards
Hey now you're a smart jock, got your
shorts on, right way
Beat the other guy tonight
Only fast jocks do it right

It's a tough game and they say it get's
tougher
You're bashed up now wait till you
meet "Boulder"
But the mascot team beg to differ
Judging by the fact that he's locked in the
chipper
The amount you sweat is filling buckets
The shower is free so you may as well have one
My nose healed real fast how about yours
That's the best way cos other wise it's mega sore

Chorus

Somebody once asked would you like to join the team
I think you'd make a great cheerleader if you tried
I said yep that's a good one
Then I could break my other poor bones
And have a fake glass eye to boot

Well the leagues start coming and they
don't stop coming...

Chorus