Al Gore once told me that he is
gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
He was looking kind of dumb with
his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "L" on his
forehead

Well the votes start coming and
they don't stop counting
Fed to the Courts and I hit the
ground running

Didn't make sense just to vote for ONE
Your think its smart but your head
is num.

So much to choose, How could he lose?
So what's wrong with the returns in the first place?
You'll never know if you don't count
You'll never whine if you don't pout

Hey now you're the Al Gore get your
game on, get real
Hey now you're the Loser get your
Speech out, Concede!
All Dimpled Chads are gold
Pat Buchanan stole his votes.

It's a sad thing and the only it
gets sadder
You're counting up chads but wait 'til
You get closer
But the military men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the absentee
Voter

The story you skate is getting pretty thin
The courts gettin' bored so you might as well give.
My court's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored.

Hey now, I'm the winner, get your
butt out, you lost!
Hey now you're the Loser get your
Speech out, Concede!
All Dimpled Chads are gold
Leave those "W" keys alone.

Hey now you're the Al Gore get your
game on, get real
Hey now you're the Loser get your
Speech out, Concede!
All Dimpled Chads are gold
Only Lieberman...

Somebody once asked could he
spare some chads for cash.
I need to get myself elected somehow
someway.
I said Jeb, what a concept
I could use a little chad myself
And we could all use a little change.

Well the votes start coming and
they don't stop counting
Fed to the Courts and I hit the
ground running

Didn't make sense just to vote for ONE
Your think its smart but your head
is num.

So much to choose, How could he lose?
So what's wrong with the returns in the first place?
You'll never know if you don't count
You'll never whine if you don't pout

Hey now you're the Al Gore get your
game on, get real
Hey now you're the Loser get your
Speech out, Concede!
All Dimpled Chads are gold
Pat Buchanan stole his votes.