-> "Fried Cat"
Original Song Title:
"All-Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fried Cat"
Parody Written by:
PeckNDiddy
The Lyrics
Somebody once told me I'm gonna fry your kitty
The only cat I found that was dead
He was looking kind of dumb took his fingers and his thumb
And he squeezed off those little cat heads
Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the Head's well done
So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road
[Chorus:]
Meow It's a fried cat, get the sauce on, go eat
Meow I'ts a grilled cat, get the grill on, cat meat
And all that kitties is gold
Only speeding cars put it out cold
It's a food place and they say it stays open
Chang and Wong are in the back dopin'
But General Chow's gettin fatter
Eatin all the cat on his meow meow platter
This stuff tastes good, dont even try to lie
The grease is getting warm so you might as well fry
My cat's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll eat some more
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked can we get some Chinese fast
I need to get some kitty onto my plate
I said yep what a concept
I could eat a little cat myself
Lets go get some cat at China Chaaaaaang's
Well the cats start frying and they don't stop frying
See all the little cat heads go flyin
Didn't make sense not to fry for fun
The Brain is rare but the head's well done
So much to cook so much to eat
So what's wrong with grillin some cat meat
You'll never know if you drive slow
Run over it in the road
[Repeat Chorus]
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