-> "Somebody Shaved Me"
Original Song Title:
"Save Me"
Original Performer:
'Smallville' TV Theme by Remy Zero
Parody Song Title:
"Somebody Shaved Me"
The Lyrics
W-B has spoken:
I'm their man!
I'll be their weirdly token
"Bad-guy"
When I signed I wondered
If I would give them anything they want
Just one thing they wanted
Dreams of hair went falling down
Crashing down and down and down
Somebody shaved me!
Let their clippers rake right through!
Somebody shaved me!
They don't care how I'd look, they
Just shaved, shaved,
Hair's gone!
I've been Lex-Lu-thor-ized!
I see my curls are gone - I have no part
I feel the sun burn my scalp's hide
And yet still I wonder
Why did I give them ev'ry thing they want?
Fame was all I wanted
Fans that scream when I'm in town
Grov'ling round and round and round
Somebody shaved me!
Let their clippers rake right through!
Somebody shaved me!
They don't care how I'd look, they
Just shaved, shaved,
Hair's gone!
I've been Lex-Lu-thor-ized!
Now my head's a hairless mound
Bald and round and round and round
Somebody shaved me!
Let their clippers rake right through!
Somebody shaved me!
They don't care how I'd look, they
Just shaved me! Shaved me!
They've made my whole head shine for you!
Just shaved, shaved,
Hair's gone!
I've been Lex-Lu-thor-ized!
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