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Song Parodies -> "Push My Fingers Into My Ears"

Original Song Title:

"Duality"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Push My Fingers Into My Ears"

Parody Written by:

Big G

The Lyrics

I like slipknot but I think the yelling could be cut out.
(I push my fingers into my)
Ears
its the only thing
that slowly blocks the noise
cause these new bands do nothing else but YELLLLLLL
in the microphone
so I can barely hear
If this trend goes on

They yell so loud that glass collapses
Make noise until the concert elapses
now all I here is barely legible noise
I wish Slipknot would tone it down
they look like a bunch of clowns
whats the point of the masks on thier face
they gotta sing what they gotta sing
and they will make a lot of bling
but they can't promise you'll enjoy thier songs
I guess they saved the best for last
music's future seems like one big blast
they can't play here cause they make so much noise

I push my fingers into my
EARS
it's the only thing that slowly stops the noise
if this trend goes on
I'm not gonna make it

Get it back together
go back to the guitar and drums
leave the yelling in the dirt and then you'll sell more albums
I tell you the music is better than the voice
but I found out the hard way
the way they sing is thier choice

I push my fingers into my
EARS
it's the only thing that slowly stops the noise
cause these new bands
do nothing else but YELLL
In the microphone so I can barely HEAR
if this trend goes on
I'm not gonna make it

All they've got
All they've got is yelling
All they got
All they got is yelling
All they've got
All they've got is yelling
All they've got is yelling

I push my fingers into my
EARS
it's the only thing that slowly stops the noise
cause these new bands
do nothing else but YELLL
In the microphone so I can barely HEAR
if this trend goes on
I'm not gonna make it

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 46

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Al - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah! I hate yelling in music. 5's
Gods Fear - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
i feel i must say that u have completely misunderstood the idea of slipknot, and instead of looking at the sheer genius of the idea, just looked at the surface and turned away.
Exotic SunShine - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this parody is gay bcuz ur totally hatin on SlipKnot.... Stop HATIN' u no that Slipknot rox
Scisorkick - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I've got all 3 Slipknot albums, and even I must say I thought that was funny. Lighten up.
Tim - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
try something like this I push my burger into my......Fries is the only thing that can cure the ache...but cokes and shakes or something like that?
Lolabelle - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and true. I love the song, and still thought this was freaking hilarious.
Sara - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, i'm a fan of Slipknot but the lyric was a bit like the real lyric.
pete_bullet_182 - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
im a big slipknot fan but i think that the timing was wrong, lrics were quite funny though 3 or 4's
me - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
i love slipknot its kind of mean but u don't need to like them i think the parody is good even if its mean
That Guy Over There - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I like the parody itself....... but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't diss Slipknot.
why is my penis so big? =\ - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
u r faggt. 'nuff said -.- But seriously, slipknot owns!
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I AM A SLIPKNOT FAN, IĀ'd love the screaming, especially CoreĆ½s awesome godlike voice. Well if donĀ't like it why youĀ're writting a parodie on a Slipknot song. ThatĀ's makinĀ'no sense at all. IĀ'm pissed. IĀ'd rather pushed something knife in your throath ! SUCKA, HATE YA!
mindless is a mindless moron. - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Corey can't sing; at least not anymore. "Well if you don't like it why you're writing a parody on a Slipknot song." No, you're the one that makes no sense. Parodying something you don't like makes plenty of sense. So, Mr. I Listen To What MTV Tells Me To, don't try to act like a badass over the internet, especially when you have an IQ of 5.
mindless say: f**k you - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I have no problems with parodies at all, some of them are really worth to piss your pants,and I've been writing parodies for years. Yes I totally agree with ya I loved Coreys voice on the first record but now it su**s a** he sounds like drunk s*it. But these parody is a head f**k for the metal:screaming su**s it's too loud,the music is so negative buuh hhuuuhh!!!! So go and listen to some pop or rap stuff" Mr I will listen what VH1 tells me to" -sorry for the space wasting: SLAYER, CANNIBAL CORPSE,SUFFOCATION,SATYRICON ETC.
What Mindless? - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I was reading your comment and all I can say is. . . .What?
its a damn parody - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
get over it! all parodies are piss takes. no need to start swearing about it. the parody is ok but i don't see its point.
mindless I dont like this name anymore - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm fu**ing lost! lol ! I don't even remember... so....what was my f***in' point???? I was probably drunk or sumthin'...
Theapocalypse2011 - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
THIS SUCKS!
MMM - November 19, 2012 - Report this comment
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