Song Parodies -> Mate and Breed
| Original Song Title: | "Wait and Bleed" |
| Original Performer: | Slipknot |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mate and Breed" |
| Parody Written by: | Tinkleheimer |
Uhhh requested and uhhhh I am back again
I have felt it's fate rise in to me
Kneel down and clean the crap it leaves
It wanders to where its free
But forever captive, it shall mate and breed
SUPERFLY!!
It is gonna take awhile, the wife is smaller this time
I cannot feed he can't you see?
It's eyes are sagged and old, the hair is colonized on the butt
This isn't how it is apparently
It is not purebred, try different takes
How the hell is this baby here?
This little thing is so very wrong
I have to laugh out loud the dad missed
Oh this is a hilarity
THAT'S NOT HIS HEAD, THATS WHERE IT PISS
Why is it always a priss
It is a victim, always masturbate
HE HAS IT PINNED AND THRUST
Makin a mind and takin breath away
SUPERFLY
It hasn't learned a thing
It has changed everything
It's flesh showed its bones
and insteal of four legs it had 3
I have felt it's fate rise in to me
Kneel down and clean the crap it leaves
It wanders to where its free
But forever captive, it shall mate and breed
AND ITS MADE FOR YOU
Kneel down and clean the crap it leaves
It wanders to where its free
But forever captive, it shall mate and breed
SUPERFLY!!
It is gonna take awhile, the wife is smaller this time
I cannot feed he can't you see?
It's eyes are sagged and old, the hair is colonized on the butt
This isn't how it is apparently
It is not purebred, try different takes
How the hell is this baby here?
This little thing is so very wrong
I have to laugh out loud the dad missed
Oh this is a hilarity
THAT'S NOT HIS HEAD, THATS WHERE IT PISS
Why is it always a priss
It is a victim, always masturbate
HE HAS IT PINNED AND THRUST
Makin a mind and takin breath away
SUPERFLY
It hasn't learned a thing
It has changed everything
It's flesh showed its bones
and insteal of four legs it had 3
I have felt it's fate rise in to me
Kneel down and clean the crap it leaves
It wanders to where its free
But forever captive, it shall mate and breed
AND ITS MADE FOR YOU
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hated it
wow completely terrible, i don't understand how anyone could give this above a 2, i think its by far the crappiest parody i have EVER come across.
WTF is this??? Hey, had someone really requested these guy?
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