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Song Parodies -> "Tasteless"

Original Song Title:

"Eyeless"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Tasteless"

Parody Written by:

Metalmanallica01

The Lyrics

I really do not like this one, it seems very psychotic to me. I've also written better lyrics than this.
Insane- Am I they only motherf**ker with a brain?
I'm hearing maggots but they're just a f**king pain
How many of them have I wanted to kill?
Every single f**king one, and I know I will

You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!
You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!
You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!

I am my father's son
He's a true metalhead, music that's real and that leaves you
NOTHING!
How many times have you wanted to shred?
It's too late for me to like you. Just go ahead and DIE!

You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!
You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!
You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!

(You aren't good)
It's all in your head
It's all in my head
It's all in your head

I tried to like- but I was lied to for so long
Everywhere I go, there's mention of you
Freak out on me If I don't like your music
Doesn't matter if they give a s**t
Because you're s**t to me

You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!
You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!
You can't achieve heaviness without a pair of BALLS!



(You aren't good)
It's all in your head
It's all in your head
It's all in your head


You wanna feel pain? Taking the name of metal in vain
Hating someone never felt so good outside
Any other maggots got pride? You speak up and I will take your life
Maybe one day you might come to our side
Until then, f**k you!
Better cry away because Corey's dead too
Better take up this CD
Otherwise your life will mean nothing to me!


I feel sane- It seems you're a metalhead
COME TO ME WITH YOUR NEW TASTE!
Thank you for reading.

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