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Song Parodies -> "All Pies Are Gone"

Original Song Title:

"All Hope Is Gone"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"All Pies Are Gone"

Parody Written by:

Alienhell

The Lyrics

Slipknot FTW! This Song Is About A Pie Shop Where A Worker Has Eaten All The Pies.
The State Of Frustration Annihilation
Your Broke Your Promises, There Are No More Pies
The Store Is Now Open, The Fats Are Among Us
And We Will Choke On The Fatties Cries
'Where Are The Pies That We Came For?'
'I Think We Should All Go To Mc Donalds'
I Would Rather Fight! Than Lose Another Pie!
We're The Pie Shop But We're Also Overrun Now
ALL PIES ARE GONE!!

Do You Think You Can Just Steal Them From Me?
If You Think You Can You Still Don't Know Me
I Said No Touching! I Said It! I Meant It!
And I Will Always Have The Right To Defend Them
50 Minutes, 100 Burgers.
The Pies Will Surely Make Your Colon Fail?
What Will You Do When The War Is Over?
What Will You Do When The Fatties Flail?

We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
What Do You Want?
What Do You Need?
We'll Find A Way
When All Pies Are Gone
We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
Buried In Pies
Drinking Your Pee
We Act Like Little Girls
When All Pies Are Gone.

(Pie Solo)

We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
What Do You Want?
What Do You Need?
We'll Find A Way
When All Pies Are Gone
We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
Buried In Pies
Drinking Your Pee
We Act Like Little Girls
When All Pies Are Gone.

The Sandwich Is The Wounded.
The Fatties Starved To Death
There's A Place Where Sandwich Goes
And You Eat With One Giant Breath.
So Discontinue, The Beaver Ate The Fatties Brains
As The Cry Of Fatties Comes
We Take Cover Under The Counter

I Am The Reason The Pie Shop Suffers
I Am The Sandwich You Won't Embrace!
I Am The Chav In The Local Bus Station
I Am A Fatty Boy, Spin My Fate
All Your Pies And Cans Are Outdated
All Your Customers Are Being Healthy
Like What The Hell, What The Fu*k Was The Reason Why?
That You Ate All Of The Freaking Goddamn Pies!?


We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
What Do You Want?
What Do You Need?
We'll Find A Way
When All Pies Are Gone
We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
Buried In Pies
Drinking Your Pee
We Act Like Little Girls
When All Pies Are Gone.

We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
What Do You Want?
What Do You Need?
We'll Find A Way
When All Pies Are Gone
We Have Made The Sandwich Obsolete
Buried In Pies
Drinking Your Pee
We Act Like Little Girls
When All Pies Are Gone.
When All Pies Are Gone!
When All Pies Are Gone!
WHEN ALL PIES ARE GONE



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LilPumpkinCakes - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
What will you give for a home-baked pumpkin pie, cowboyDave? I'll add orange Zest & drops of tabAssCo, Sir, just the way you like it best!
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