-> "Juán"
Original Song Title:
"Stan"
Parody Song Title:
"Juán"
Parody Written by:
Ravishing Rick Rude
The Lyrics
My teas gone cold but i'm wondering why, i got out of bed at all,
but then it dawns on me its soaked with pee so i cant sleep at all.
Even the picture on my wall of a couple of jugs of gravy dont lighten the spirit until i see you agen you agen.
Hey juan this is the gas man, i'm just writing to inform you that your gas is gonna be cut off,
you never payed your bills so i'm gonna go,
with a tool kit and disconnect the mains,
but hey stop with the moaning i know its your fault, you've been milking us of gas and now its gonna shhtop.
sincerely yours the gas man.
My teas gone cold but i'm wondering why, i got out of bed at all,
but then it dawns on me its soaked with pee so i cant sleep at all.
Even the picture on my wall of a couple of jugs of gravy dont lighten the spirit until i see the tree again.
Hey juan i've wrote but you still aint replying, i sent a man around the other day to disconnect the mains but you never let him in, we know you were in it was so obvious, the lights were on and you answered the door.
i mean what are you doing in there burning a whole forest the heat was amazing,
anyways i gotta go get a summonz and a police warrant
yours the gas man.
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