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Song Parodies -> "Crusade"

Original Song Title:

"Jihad"

Original Performer:

Slayer

Parody Song Title:

"Crusade"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Was in philosophy class today and we talked briefly about the crusades, and this came to mind. Kind of in a Slayer mood right now. This is pretty much about the first Crusade for the most part. PLEASE NOTE! I am not attacking anyone in this parody. This is written to show the true ridiculousness in religious extremity. The views in this parody are not my own, they are basically historically accurate thoughts of the time. I apologize if this offends anyone.
We have witnessed the fall
Jerusalem to take
Their tortured screams
Their dead headless bodies
A mother's son
Holds a sword to fight the war
Death comes to all
The Holy City starts to fall

Little spared as knights begin
A bloodbath killing
As they kill you in the name of God

God will save all who fight
He weeps, for the city
An infidel reign
Lay siege to the place of Christ
Decorate streets in blood
Burning down your house
Cry out in fear
Awaiting rescue from your God

I will have you meet your damn maker

Blood is flowing downward
The city painted red
Take out all the women
Terrorize the Jews
Bring an end to all Islam
Your sword in hand
You faithless war is dead
Screaming to the sky

Massacre everyone
Praising Allah's name
Show them no mercy

This is God's War!
God's War!
This is God's War
God's War

War to take jerusalem
In seeking forgiveness in my life's sin
Damn the acts of evil man
As the blood flows like a river
Mangle the dead

Go to war, erase all life
The entire city is slaughtered
I'll rid heretics from this world
Your death will grant me life in heaven

This is God's War!
God's War!
This is God's War!
God's War!
HOW'D WE FALL THIS LOW?!

"Go aid our brothers, Christians, in need
The infidels threaten
Aide in this war of God
And your reward will eternity
Holy warriors
Your valor will be blessed from high
Everything, comes from him
You must show your faith to the enemy as you fight them
Go as champions to strike at the nonbelievers
Purge the city of all who dwell within its walls
For your faith will be tested, this war of almighty God
God will smile on those who slay the defilers
When you Jerusalem, show no mercy!
Bathe in their blood!"
I won't deny my Christian faith, but I won't deny how stupid we were back in the day, and how stupid we still can be. I strive for peace among all religion...for those who don't know the original song, which is probably just as disturbing, click here.

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