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Song Parodies -> "Monster (energy drink)"

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"Monster (energy drink)"

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It seemed that you told me that I was so lazy
I'm out of power, must get out of my nap
It seemed that my fatigue has to go 'way indeed
I'm feelin' bored, now I gotta recap

I hardly lift hard stuff, I can still hold what's fluff
My hands needed to get much tighter
I rather lift some weights, can't despair, don't want to wait
But just as I thought, guess what's makin' my day brighter

Now look what I can do, there goes my attitude
Under control, with a can of Monster
The more I gulp it down, you don't have to get frown
Now I'm consuming a can of Monster

I... drank a can of Monster
I... drank a can of Monster

My knowledge never drops, gone from bottom to top
I run so fast in a big hurry
Don't ever tell me "stop", otherwise my head will pop
But just as I thought, I can still need what else I'll do

2:30 feelings fall, higher ground, off the walls
I'm gonna slurp up a can of Monster
No time to crash and burn, importance I've to learn
Gonna bring out the taste of Monster

My uvula's been clogged, can't croak like a bullfrog
I'll loose it up with a glass of Monster
I... drank a can of Monster
I... drank a can of Monster

Can't nap in the dark, my mind must come real sharp
I'm very thirsty, within my soul, within my heart
Will I go make a scene? Or I live out a dream?
What am I gonna do? Drink more Monster!

Got to feel much extreme, no need of milk or cream
What I can drink is a can of Monster
My mouth might not explode, with one cough or so
If I could drink a can of Monster

My muscles fall too fast, I gotta last and last
I'm gonna drink a can of Monster
I'm kinda weak inside, though I look strong outside
But now, I'm drinking a can of Monster

I... drank a can of Monster
I... drank a can of Monster
I... drank a can of Monster
I... drank a can of Monster

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS and neva hoid of monster energy drink but this was entertaining

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