Song Parodies -> "I Lost Everything"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Do (Anything)"

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Original Performer:

"I Lost Everything"

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The Lyrics

From The Album "The Self Titled Debut Album"

Everything was going fine
Until the day you said goodbye
So what did I, do to hurt you

You left unannounced
With all my stuff
You came back quick said had enough
But now you're gone
For unknown reasons

It just seems you came to break my heart and rob me blind

I lost everything
When I broke up with my girl
I wonder if I'll get back
My new TV my dog and Cadillac
I lost everything
And it hurts me to the core
Maybe I should sue
But I can't afford cause now I'm poor

Late one night while at a friends
I saw the news you did it again
You lied to me
Your real name's bulah

So now this time's different
I called the cops
They found my sacred antique mops
Now you're locked up
My dog's still missing

It just seems you came to break my heart and rob me blind
Now this time don't expect that I'll pay the fine

I lost everything
When I broke up with my girl
I wonder if I'll get back
My new TV my dog and Cadillac
I lost everything
And it hurts me to the core
Maybe I should sue
But I can't afford cause now I'm poor

I close my eyes
And all I see is you
I close my eyes
I try to sleep I can't forget you
Nanana (...)
Now I'm so paranoid by you

I lost everything
When I broke up with my girl
I wonder if I'll get back
My new TV my dog and Cadillac
I lost everything
And it hurts me to the core
It hurts me to the core
The core yeah

I lost everything
It hurts me to the core
I lost everything
So paranoid by you
I lost everything
Hurts me to the core
I lost everything
Now in therapy because of you

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Arwen - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--due to my newly formed interest in Simple Plan, I had to check this out right away...=) Nice job, MG..."my dog's still missing" made me giggle...=)

Leo Jay - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS at all, but I assume your pacing fits. Nice job.

Adagio - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05)DKTOS, but see Judge Judy...lol

Ethan Mawyer - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC - I thought this was going to be another of your completely serious parodies, and while there is a serious element to it its still amusing in a Weird Al original song sort of way.

Agrimorfee - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) The funny lines seem to be an afterthought to the rest of the words. Kind of like a Ben Folds break-up tune ("Gimmee my money you bitch" and whatnot).

Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

(I-05) This looks like one of my original works MysteryGoat, which I like.

Rich Kapalin - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Gave this a 544 - loved the line "Now you're locked up My dog's still missing!"

Mikey Squirrel - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Breakup songs are depressingly funny. Tri-Fives.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

She was break-dancing all the way to the bank, eh? (Does that even make sense?!) Hope you got your virginity back! ;)

Kristof Robertson - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Sorry MG...I DKTOS, or anything by Simple Plan, or even who Simple Plan are. Once again; sorry...:-(

Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) I love finding nuggets of genius inside peoples' parodies ... and "sacred antique mops" is 24 carat gold!

Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment

( I ) - "Maybe I should sue, But I can't afford cause now I'm poor" - that's the classic catch-22 - too poor to sue for money - not many silver linings to the break-up process, MG!

Dee Range - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment

(I) Sorry, DKTOS. Very good read, also loved the dog still missing bit.

Scathe - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-I) :-)

Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) I like the sacred mops line too....555

Adam Eccleshall - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS, but found a decent midi to play along with... great stuff :-)

martha - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment

poignant and quirky!

Jeff Reuben - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I sort of know the OS. I like the comment at the top about the album title. And the song read well.

Steve 618 - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Very Moving And Touching , if this is based on real events its even sadder what a lot of guys have to go thru with their girls but hey good job and especially the rhyming with back and cadilac great stuff

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