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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just A Pig"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just A Kid"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just A Pig"

Parody Written by:

The P.A.K

The Lyrics

This is the story of a pig who was raised just to be turned into bacon. Hope you enjoy! :)
I woke up it was 7
Waited till 11
just to figure out that my life’s a brawl
I think I’d have a lot of friends, but I won't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on you own
and here it goes

[Chorus]
I'm just a pig and bacon’s my nightmare
I'm just a pig, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, and I’ll moan when the world is
shoving their forks in me

And maybe when I’m almost dead, after I’ve been fed
Adding up these fat cells again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had a good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And their gonna leave me here on my own and here it goes

I'm just a pig and bacon’s my nightmare
I'm just a pig, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, and I’ll moan when the world is
shoving their forks in me

What the heck is so tasty?
Don't seem like a luxury
Why will this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm scared and I can't fall asleep
and I wait for the worst night ever

I'm just a pig [repeat x5]

I'm just a pig and bacon’s my nightmare
I'm just a pig, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, and I’ll moan when the world is
shoving their forks in me

I'm just a kid and bacon’s my nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, and I’ll moan when the world is-
Nobody wants to be pig in this world
Nobody cares, and I’ll moan when the world is
Shoving their forks in me

Tonight.

I'm gonna die tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause I’m just a pig tonight
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this was funny stuff
Christie Marie M - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
This is so sad! Poor pig! I eat bacon, but only when a pig is already dead and sold in supermarkets. I'm just glad I'm not a pig, though I feel bad at what some farm animals go through. Anyways, here's 5's!
The P.A.K's official song writer - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you so much for reading! My friend is a vegeterian and I see how sad she is when other people eat animals, so this song is dedicated to her. :) Love you Peach!!
Peach - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, idc if other ppl eat it, jst dont talk about it in front of me, like how it died or something like that!
The P.A.K's official song writer - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, sorry, heehee, but remember you said you were no longer a veggitarian.

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