hey dad look at me
hunch back and got buck teeth
dude i grew up as an abnormal man
and due to my genetic traits
im on the freak show circus crew
and it hurts when people look at you all day long

and you try hard to make me shave it
you must hate my unibrow
im never gonna be normal just like you

and did you know my wife is the bearded lady

cause im 8 feet tall and a fortune teller
im sorry im in the circus
too overweight
got a hairy back
im sorry im in the circus

i try not to think
about the fact i have one eye
do you know what its like to be a weirdo
all the traits you gave me
make people run away
and i wish they wouldnt stare anymore

and you try hard to make me shave and
you must hate my unibrow
im never gonna be normal just like you
and i cant stand upright... ya im ugly all right

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nothing is gonna change the peg on my leg
nothing is gonna make me walk right agian
three nipels on my back
i cant believe i squat to go one and two
because im half women

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