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Song Parodies -> "I'll Shoot Anything"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Do Anything"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Shoot Anything"

Parody Written by:

Shawn SychoSide

The Lyrics

This idea came when I was listening to the instrumenal. I kinda made up new words to teh chorus as it went. I grabbed a piece of paper, a pen, and I looked at the original lyrics and came up with this...
Another drop of blood has spilled.
I'm shooting everything in my sight
But now they're dead,
And I'm hebephrenic

And I shot that bullet, in his head,
Because he was starting to ramble on
But now he's dead,
And I like bloodshed

This could be some kind of illness,
That makes me maniacal
Yeah

I'll shoot anything
Just to get a vibe from it
It kinda makes me laugh
Somehow I know it won't be the last
I'll shoot anything
Just to see the blood splatter
They won't remember it,
Because they are dead and long gone

Forever I'll shoot all that moves
Realizing killing is my upheaval
I'll shoot your face
For getting on my case

So now perchange later, all the blood,
Will become one gigantic flood
That won't come,
I love killing

This could be an act of kindness,
If you look at the brightside,
Because I just want to shoot you to see blood
Yeah

I'll shoot anything
Just to get a vibe from it
It kinda makes me laugh
Somehow I know it won't be the last
I'll shoot anything
Just to see the blood splatter
They won't remember it,
Because they are dead and long gone

I close my eyes,
And I pull the trigger
I open my eyes,
I love to see blood as a depressant
(Nanana Nanana)
And I'll shoot anything for fun
(Nanana Nanana...)

I'll shoot anything
Just to get a chill from it
It always makes me laugh
Because I know it won't be the last
I'll shoot anything
Just to see the blood splatter
To see the blood splatter... yeah

I'll shoot anything
Just to get a vibe from it
I'll shoot anything
There's nothing I won't kill
I'll shoot anything
To get a chill from it
They won't remember it,
Cause they are all dead and long gone

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