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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just a Pig"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just a Kid"

Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just a Pig"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I woke up it was seven,
I ate untill eleven,
Untill there was no food left in the house,
I dont think I'm so heavy,
But my scale disagrees,
It has to be lying to me,
'Cause how can i weigh six hundred and three?

and here it goes,
I'm just a pig!
I'm as big as a hippo!
I'm justa pig!
maybe i just get lipo!
i'm just so big, i need a king size bed,
and I havent seen my feet in
thir-teen years.

I know I am an obese guy,
And you dont know how hard i try,
To get rid of those "few extra pounds",
I could eat most anything,
to have two mouths is my dream,
Why can't i have a fast metabolism?
'Cause then i could eat and still stay thin!
And here it goes,


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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 3

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