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Song Parodies -> "OMG I 4M 1337!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"OMG I 4M 1337!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just fo' fun
My dad looks at me,
As if I'm like fungus,
Which just grows silently, on the wall.
And he complains I'm wasting my life,
In front of my computer,
And he wants me to hang out, at the mall.

But now I'm just in too deep coz,
I just wanna Ragnarok...
And I'm learning how to use HTML,
And I just can't leave my website,
Somebody save me,

Coz I'm just a nerd,
Typing fast forever
I think I need a, girlfriend.
You just can't debate,
I'm a freaking geek,
I think I need a, girlfriend.

I try not flame,
All the newbs I meet online,
Compared to them, I'm nothing but, a 1337 h3r0,
All the time they're irking me,
Wishing that they go away,
And not force me to hack through their back door.

And now I just cannot take it,
I turn on my speakers too loud,
Listening to songs I got off Kazaa,
I don't care if I get sued,
It's free and it's good,


Nothing's gonna make me stop this life,
I'm probably never gonna get a wife,
Please don't make me hack,
I can't believe this website has not been,
Updated since yesterday.

Chorus x 2

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 1

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highpriestess - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG u 5p34k 1337 2!!!!
Dakarma - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Not really.
Pi - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
1337 isn't that rare. Practically all nerds, n00bs, and gamers know it.
1337 unit guy.. - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
nice.... 5 5 5 me and em friend made a 1337 parody to.. check it out at pleeze leave feedback.. its da first one ive made... but this songs awesome... hats off to da author
Dakarma - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not really interested in 1337. Thought i'd write a Parody out of it. It just suits the chorus "I think I, need a, girlfriend." I started from there and worked my way up.
Cold Hard Bitch - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
love it. very funny. not a fan of SP, but its very very good. 3`/3 5

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