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Song Parodies -> "Dirty"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty"

Parody Written by:

Brittney :D

The Lyrics

Um.. yes... my friend Kristin and I came up w/ this. Enjoy. Enjoy.
Hey Dad, take a whiff of me,
Think back, and talk to me - Have I ever smelled this bad?
And do you think I'd be wasting my time
If I maybe took a bath?
Cuz it hurts when I get soap in my eyes..

And now I try hard to bathe cuz I just want to get rid of this..
smell..
I'm never gonna be clean enough for you!
I can't get any more lice
And you can't stand me!

Cuz I lost my deoderant!
And my pants are molding!
I'm sorry that I'm so... dirty
And now it's just too late!
And I won't take a bath!
I'm sorry that I'm so... dirty

I try not to think about this odour deep inside
Did you know I used to be a clean freak?
And all the things used to clean me
Have run out or run away amd I feel like
A grubby, grimy slug

And now I try hard to bathe cuz I just want to get rid of this..
smell..
I'm never gonna be clean enough for you!
Can't pretend I don't have fleas!
And dirt on my knees!

Cuz I lost my deoderant!
And my pants are molding!
I'm sorry that I'm so... dirty
And now it's just too late!
And I won't take a bath!
I'm sorry that I'm so... dirty

Nothing's gonna change these clothes that I wear!
And nothing's gonna wash my greasy hair!
Please don't turn your nose up!
I can't believe you can't even come near to me,
But you don't understand!!!!

Cuz I lost my deoderant!
And my pants are molding!
I'm sorry that I'm so... dirty
And now it's just too late!
And I won't take a bath!
I'm sorry that I'm so... dirty

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unknown kike - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
get a life, valley girl. we dont want to hear about your odor. your song sucks!
Mel - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
hey unknown kike - you should change your name to unkown DYKE

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