-> "I'm Just a B*tch"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Just a Kid"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Just a B*tch"
Parody Written by:
Michael Gale
The Lyrics
I woke up it was 7
Waited till 11
to release another MTV hit
I know I've got a lot of fans but they're all only ten
Why won't teens listen to me?
They spend money just to crack my CD
and here it goes
I'm just a kid though I'm in my mid 20s
I sing lots of songs for depressed little preteens
Nobody cares, cause my songs are just 3 chords
and a high-pitched melody
And before this fad is dead, I'll make lots of kids
stare at their TVs again
I'll try to think about the last time, I made a good rhyme
Everyone's got somewhere to go
because they wouldn't get caught dead at my show
and here it goes
I'm just a kid though I'm in my mid 20s
I sing lots of songs for depressed little preteens
Nobody cares, cause my songs are just 3 chords
and a high-pitched melody
What the hell is wrong with you?
don't you have better things to do
Then listen to us whiny pop brats?
Out on stage we suck and I can't even sing
and every song is the worst song ever
I'm just a b*tch
I'm just a b*tch
I'm just a b*tch
I'm just a b*tch
I'm just a b*tch
I'm just a kid though I'm in my mid 20s
I sing lots of songs for depressed little preteens
Nobody cares, cause my songs are just 3 chords
and a high-pitched melody
I'm just a kid though I'm in my mid 20s
I sing lots of songs for depressed little preteens
Nobody cares, cause my songs are just 3 chords,
Nobody wants to hear a 3 chord song
Nobody hears, cause I suck and the world is
listening to something better than me
Tonight.
I'm just a kid tonight
means I'm full of sh*t tonight
Cause I'm just a b*tch tonight
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