Song Parodies -> I Lost A Fight

Original Song Title:

"Across The Night"

Original Performer:

Silverchair

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Lost A Fight"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

I lost a fight
Must be the hundredth time it's happened
I lost a fight
Seems every day somebody hurts me

Folks get mad
When I yell annoying insults
Revenge is had
When they all beat me to a pulp

There's pain and there's suffering
But these beatings don't teach me a thing
No, I never ever learn from these beatings

I lost a fight
Must be the thousandth time it's happened
I lost a fight
Seems every day I get my butt kicked

I lost a fight
I lost a fight
I lost a fight, and
Woke up in an ICU bed

Bloodied and sore
Without a tooth still intact in my mouth

I'm in pain, I'm suffering
But these beatings don't teach me a thing
My lesson is never learned from these beatings

I lost a fight
Must be the millionth time it's happened
I lost a fight
Now I need medical attention

I lost a fight
I lost a fight
I lost a fight, and
Woke up in an ICU bed
I woke up in an ICU bed

I'm no good at fighting
I never get a punch in
Now whose turn is it to fight me?
Are you gonna beat me up?

Hear me between punches
Shouting, "Uncle, uncle, uncle!"
Oh, I never win at all
Whose turn is it to fight me?

Oh, I never win at all
Whose turn is it to fight me?
Are you gonna beat me up?

After all the violence
I lie and bleed in silence
Whose turn is it to fight me?

After all the violence
I lie and bleed in silence
Whose turn is it to fight me?
Are you gonna beat me up?

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sleepykat - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it. AussieBullDog is the best!

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