-> "After All These Beers"
Original Song Title:
"After All These Years"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"After All These Beers"
The Lyrics
Dreaming each night
About my treasured Esky
Starting every day
With breakfast in a can
And every meal I have
I end up eating nothing and drinking lots
Beer for lunch again
Until I'm drunk again
Pizza for tea
I'd rather have a sixpack
Push aside the plate
And open up another can
Another can
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And every loaf of bread
Sits upon my table and gathers dust
Till it's stale again
The bread is stale again
Chicken and steak
Purchased then neglected
Haven't eaten meat
Since 1994
After all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
An appetite
All those beers
Never hungry because
I am always drunk
All those beers
After all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
And after all these beers
I'm struggling for an appetite
An appetite
All those beers
Never hungry because
I am always drunk
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