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Song Parodies -> "Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"T-Shirt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shontelle

Parody Song Title:

"Tissue"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

The original for this song was in a sped up high pitch (chipmunk like voice) so I redid it. I got the idea because the "withu" sounds like "achoo" so I built a whole song off of it. Not much else to say...
Fight the inside
Sneeze I go fly
I've really liked pepper my whole life
Why am I blowing my snout four hours
I can no longer sniff the flowers
I cannot taste
What's on my plate
Huh, these boogers get in my way
Pick then wipe them on the carpet
Just hope I don't get caught pickin'

It feels like way too much snot WACHOO!
Sick in sinus or with the swine flu
Wiping it off cause it feels like ew
It is good manners to say god bless you
Will not go out with my allergies
Take a Tylenol and some Aleve
I'm gonna need
More than just one tissue box
That's nothing when you sneeze a lot

I sneeze with might
It's homicide
Like Pinocchio I don't want to lie
Couldn't even breathe unless my mouth's open
Can't stop them without a closepin

After I write a report WACHOO!
Sitting in class and just then WACHOO!
Shooting some golf in the fields WACHOO!
Playing dress up I'm a princess--WACHOO!
Trying to move this heavy lawn chair SNEEZE!
Recording this song I think I SNEEZED!
"Your mama" "SNEEZE!"
Got nothing but a tissue box
Just blow it on a pair of old socks

Cause I wanna know the taste of food
I remember when this happened to Stevie
He couldn't find a tissue box

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Old Man Ribber - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Mac - Gezunheit! Eleven (11) in a day...quite a lot of (good) work. ;D
MacaroniMan - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
^^I didn't WRITE them all in one day, but I did submit them all at once since I had just found out about this site.

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