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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Fried"

Original Song Title:

"45"

Original Performer:

Shinedown

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky Fried"

Parody Written by:

Gary Thorpe

The Lyrics

Late at night, KFC’s graveyard shift
Craving dark meat, can’t resist
Not far away is their over spiced bird
Not so plumply, free of turd
As my urge strongly takes hold
Future pain, on the commode!
What ever happened to my toilet paper part?
Underwear stain, ‘cause I thought it was a fart!

And I’m eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried
Hosing down my liver with triglycerides
No real reason for this poultry gluttony
Eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried

Left a note on the ‘frigerator door
Don’t touch my food anymore
In a bucket high up on the shelf, left for me, no one else
There’s the smell of chicken causing strife
Not zip locked, Left all night

What ever happened to my toilet paper part?
Underwear stain, ‘cause I thought it was a fart!
And I’m eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried
Hosing down my liver with triglycerides
No real reason for this poultry gluttony
Eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried

Everyone's licking their fingers
original recipe
Everyone knows what I will eat
like to eat

And I’m eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried
Hosing down my liver with triglycerides
No real reason for this poultry gluttony
Eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried

And I’m eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried
Hosing down my liver with triglycerides
No real reason for this poultry gluttony
Eating lots of chicken Col. Sanders fried
Col. Sanders fried

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