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Song Parodies -> "I Threw Your Jewlry Away / Spent All Your Money Today"

Original Song Title:

"I Put Your Picture Away"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow / Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"I Threw Your Jewlry Away / Spent All Your Money Today"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

(Male Singer)

Livin' with you is a living hell
So pissed at you im in a hotel
I hate to see your gross face, every day
Been fuelin' up on Prozac and beer, too
Wish I had a reason to miss you
Lord, if only her features, weren't so grey
I threw your jewlry away
And burned your cassette tapes
And I stabbed a doll with your picture, on it's face
I threw your jewlry away
Destroyed awards for balet
And I made a bonfire out of your shoes

I called you some very naughty things
And I still can't find my earrings
But I saw shiny things in the dumpster
Friday night.
Thought I'd love you for a long time
But that soaked up like cheap wine
I haven't had to look at you in 3 whole days
Spent all your money today
I bought a car or two
I can't look at you or I'll blow chunks
Spent all your money today
And sold your stuff to my friends
If I have to see you again, I'll kill myself

I saw ya yesterday at the market

It was that same old "silent treat-ment"

Since you been gone, my world's been so fine!

Your face reminds me of trashcans

And yours should be in other lands
I'm in the "Hate You So Much Club"

I was off to hate you, too

I thought about you for a long time
But I always throw up when I hear your name
I can't understand we were in love, anyway
I threw your jewlry away
I swear it wasn't so great
I just wanted to say "I hate you." How bout divorce.
Spent all your money today
Things will be all my way
I just wanted to say "I hate you." How bout divorce
I just wanted to say "I late you." How bout divorce...

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song title cop - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
The original song is just called "Picture."

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