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Song Parodies -> "Fling My Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Soak Up The Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Fling My Poo"

Parody Written by:

Wife of a thug

The Lyrics

THIS ONE'S FOR JOSH!!!!!!
My honey
Is allergic to pets
He won't let me get a cat
So I'm stuck here smoking crack
I don't have anything
So I'm gonna take a squat
(And Josh says) It's not keeping what you've got
It's stealing what you want."

I'm gonna take a big poo
And fling it all over you
Oh lighten up
You've got no one to blame
For every time you feel lame
It's all your fault so I'm gonna take a big poo
And I will fling it at you!

You've got a crummy job
It don't pay near enough
So you stole the things it takes
To buy you some of my love
Every time you turn around
I'm hitting you, you're on the ground
Maybe something's wrong with you
But I'm still gonna fling my poo
I'll fling my poo at you!

I'm gonna take a big poo
And fling it all over you
Oh lighten up
You've got no one to blame
For every time you feel lame
It's all your fault so I'm gonna take a big poo
And I will fling it at you!

I'm gonna take a big poo
It's headed straight for you
I'm gonna take a big poo
And fling it at you

I don't have no master
I'm still the queen of me
You're locked out of your house, and baby,
I'm the one who has the key
Every time you turn around
I'm beating you into the ground
Maybe something's wrong with you
Oh whats wrong?
You don't like my poo!

I'm gonna take a big poo
And fling it all over you
Oh lighten up
You've got no one to blame
For every time you feel lame
It's all your fault so I'm gonna take a big poo
And I will fling it at you!

I'm gonna cover you in poo
Got my mask on
So I won't smell it

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Overall Rating: 3.6

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Your Worst Nightmare - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it seems you spent a lot of time on this, with various lyrics, instead of a boring, repetitive chorus. However it is still mindless, and may have been funny if it had something to do with monkeys.

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