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Song Parodies -> "The First Snip Off Your Wee Wee"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"The First Snip Off Your Wee Wee"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

I really don't want to do this at all
but it's part of a stupid tradition
and I hate to say this but I know
that you'll love me again afterwards
baby, your d**k will be bigger, that I know...

the first snip off your wee wee
it really hurts
the first snip off your wee wee
but when it comes to getting girls, your lucky
when it comes getting dumped, no chance...

i still will be by your side
just to help you shush for your rabbai
just let him give you a try to attempt
then you be one handsome jew, (try)
baby, you'll try to forgive again, i dont know...

OOWWW,
the first snip off your wee wee
it really hurts
the first snip off your wee wee
but when it comes to getting girls, your lucky
when it comes getting dumped, no chance...

i hope your still not mad at my mom
she has loved you since the day you were born
if you still give your mom a try
cuz i will surely baby always love you
(always love you, always love you)
baby, please forgive me i didnt know, OOWWW...

the first snip off your wee wee
it really hurts
the first snip off your wee wee
but when it comes to getting girls, your lucky
when it comes getting dumped, no chance...

OOWWW, the first snip off your wee wee
it really hurts
the first snip off your wee wee
but when it comes to getting girls, your lucky
when it comes getting dumped, no chance...

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amber - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
that was gross i will give u a 000000000000000000000000000000000

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