My friend the emperor
Holds meetings in his "Death Star"
I can't argue with this guy
So I'm stuck here watching Leia

I don't have my pod racer
I don't even have my mom
It's because of Obi-Wan
Now I'll kill him without thought

I'm gonna fight with my son
I'm gonna tell him the dark side's really fun
I'm gonna tell him that I used to be the same
Then the chancellar came and showed "me" how

I'm gonna fight with my son
I'm gonna fight with my son

I've got a great hobby
It might sound a little rough
When a bad comment someone makes
I choke them with my glove

Everytime I turn around
You pick something up, I blast it down
Maybe somethings wrong with you, to keep on using useless moves
Maybe I am "stronger" too

I'm gonna fight with my son
I'm gonna tell him the dark side's really fun
I'm gonna tell him that I used to be the same
Then the chancellar came and showed "me" how

I'm gonna fight with my son
I'm gonna tell him the dark side's really fun
I'm gonna tell him that I used to be just the same
Then the chancellar came and showed "me" how

I'm gonna fight with my son
I've got my lightsaber on so I can rock on!