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Song Parodies -> "'What About The Spiders?'"

Original Song Title:

"'What About Me?'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shannon Noll

Parody Song Title:

"'What About The Spiders?'"

Parody Written by:

Melinda

The Lyrics

I happen to find spiders fascinating, that's all!
Well there's a little spider waitin' at the counter of the spider shop.
he's been waitin' down there.
waitin' half the day.
they never ever see him on the ground.

he gets thumped boo hoo, whacked with a shoe!!!!!
he gets to his eight feet and says (in spider language)

what about the spiders?
it isn't fair
we've had enough now
we want less hair
can't you see?
we want to live!!!!
coz you just squash more spiders than you give!

well theres a kind of pretty spider waitin' at the kind of pretty spider shop
she's been waitin' down there!
hopin' for her dream
her dream is she won't ever get squashed

well she's not too proud
to sing out loud
coz' no one will ever hear her anyway

what about the spiders?
it isn't fair!
the spiders have had enough now
they want less hair!
can't you see?
they want to live!
coz' you just squash more spiders than you give

now im standin near a spider its bitin' me
no spiders have changed
and none have been saved
and im feeling sore and in pain

well i guess im lucky
i dont get stepped on
but sometimes i wish
they would....stop biting my foot!!!!!!!!

ow ow ow ow
it isn't fair
ive been trying to save them
but they dont care!
cant they see?
i want my foot to live

but they just bite more
they just bite more...
they just bite more people than we squash!

ow ow ow ow...
i feel like i slammed my foot against a really hard tree...
so what about me???


but they bite pretty badly though!

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
AHAHAHAHA! Sorry, but this has t obe the STUPIDEST parody I have ever read! The pacing of 'What about the spiders' is enough to get you all 1s, but you're lucky that this was just so STUPID that I laughed my ass off! *attempting to stem peals of laughter through nassa cavity* SPIDER SHOP? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! 2-5-3!
EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw the words "STUPID" and "AHAHAHAHA" (the delirious laughing person's spelling of "Hahahaha"), and couldn't resist checking this one out. But once I did...well, I can't say that I took it seriously. "they want less hair"? "i want my foot to live"? Fascinating indeed.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Even more fascinating was my obscure spelling of 'nasal'. InDEEEEED...
Melinda - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
hey, i tried my hardest, but i'm glad if you thought it was funny! ;) i didnt think anyone would even read it! :D

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