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Song Parodies -> "Got an Infection"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Getcha Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Got an Infection"

Parody Written by:

Roxanne Kircher

The Lyrics

Ok, this is my first parody-hope it's good enough to grace this website!!!
I went out this weekend
And got bit by a fly
Now I know that I'm allergic
'Cause I'm breaking out into hives

You know, this could be serious
Better keep an eye on it
It's grown into a welt, and if
It leaves a scar I'll have a fit

Bridge

It's too late to run-Dammit
The damage is done
But I've made it my decision-
I'm gonna hunt that fly down!

Chorus

I'm gonna catch it while I've got it in sight-
Use the flyswatter if it takes all night
You can betcha by the time I say "Raid"
That fly will be dead
Got an infection, it's a matter of fact-
It's not contagious, don'tcha worry 'bout that
I just keep hoping if I give it some time
The burn will subside
But like it should, it itches good!

I can hardly stand it
This rash is killing me
Buy some calamine lotion
And rub it from my head to my feet

Bridge

It's too late to run-Dammit
The damage is done
But I've made it my decision-
I'm gonna hunt that fly down!

Chorus

I'm gonna catch it while I've got it in sight-
Use the flyswatter if it takes all night
You can betcha by the time I say "Raid"
That fly will be dead
Got an infection, it's a matter of fact-
It's not contagious, don'tcha worry 'bout that
I just keep hoping if I give it some time
The burn will subside
But like it should, it itches good!

Yeah, I'm gonna catch that fly now
I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna use flypaper, oh man-
He's gonna stick real good!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Bridge

It's too late to run-Dammit
The damage is done
But I've made it my decision-
I'm gonna hunt that fly down!

Chorus

I'm gonna catch it while I've got it in sight-
Use the flyswatter if it takes all night
You can betcha by the time I say "Raid"
That fly will be dead
Got an infection, it's a matter of fact-
It's not contagious, don'tcha worry 'bout that
I just keep hoping if I give it some time
The burn will subside-

Oh, got an infection
It's spreading 'round me real good
You can betcha, oh got an infection
And like it should, it itches good!

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Jeff Reuben - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Good start =)
Billy Florio - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I second Jeff...good start with parodies

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