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Song Parodies -> "Down!"

Original Song Title:

"Up!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Down!"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

Well, I know that I'm sick of Shania - and the fact that every one of her songs sounds the same, maybe there are one or two of you out there who agree.
I'm going down!
I'm going down!
Down, down, down, down...

You're bout as bad as it can be,
Your songs are sung similarly,
You're married to a guy named Mutt,
No one really likes your stuff,
Overplayed so easily.

Even your hits have grown quite old,
Don't care bout boots and beds no more,
You think you're Still The One and such,
No babe, That Don't Impress Me Much,
I really wish you would just go.

CHORUS
Down, down, down,
Your career's gone down the hill
Down, down, down,
Down cuz we've all had our fill
Down, down, down,
Your career's gone down the hill

You claim you're country and you're pop,
I claim that you just need to stop,
You were a diva, now you're gone,
Leave us From This Moment On,
Don't wanna listen to your slop.

CHORUS

No, no, no,
No, no, no
No, no, no,
No, no, no

Ev'rything feels so wrong,
When a station plays your song,
I'd rather bang my head on wood,
Than hear you say, I'll Getcha Good,
This has gone way too long.

You're bout as bad as it can be,
Your songs are sung similarly,
You're married to a guy named Mutt,
No one really likes your stuff,
Overplayed so easily.

CHORUS

I'm going down! (x4)

No, no, no (x3)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 40

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Katie - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This is wonderful! I love it, and the lyrics are clever. I enjoyed reading these lyrics! Thanks for the laughs! I thought I was the only one who felt like this. Thank God! Katie.
Mike (Mike Armstrong) - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Katie, I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's always nice (and sometimes too easy) to take shots at those singers who sell out, and then wonder why their career never quite has the same success...thanks for your comment!
Shania Twain Fan Forever And For Always - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I wrote a song about you Mike, to the tune of "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" You blow Mike C'mon! You've said some nasty things Half of which you didn't mean But we all act weird when we get drunk You've dissed a superstar Jealous is what you are Get your spouse to slam your head in the trunk Ouch! You're such a bunch of duces Quit making excuses You're jealous cuz your not a fan Your parody really sucks But I couldn't give a f *** Cuz unlike you, I'm not American... The best thing about being "Mike Armstrong" Is that you get to go to work without your pants on Uh-uh-oh Go get a life Go get a wife Enough with your rants Put on some pants Uh-uh-oh Really act strange but that's the same old for you Uh-uh-oh Dis all the singers We stick up our fingers Shania's upset Get off of debt Uh-oh-oh Don't know who you are But I think I heard you say... Man! I think I'm a woman! The queers need a break So tonight you're gonna take The chance to get on people's nerves Well you struck a chord with me But quite honestly You're not worth getting perterberd... The best thing about being "Mike Armstrong" Is that you get to go to work without your pants on Uh-uh-oh Go get a life Go get a wife Enough with your rants Put on some pants Uh-uh-oh Really act strange but that's the same old for you Uh-uh-oh Dis all the singers We stick up our fingers Shania's upset Get off of debt Uh-oh-oh Don't know who you are But I think I heard you say... Man! I think I'm a woman! Uh-oh...oh, yeah! Oh, yeah The best thing about being "Mike Armstrong" Is that you get to go to work without your pants on (on) on Uh-uh-oh Go get a life Go get a wife Enough with your rants Put on some pants Uh-uh-oh Really act strange but that's the same old for you Uh-uh-oh Dis all the singers We stick up our fingers Shania's upset Get off of debt Uh-oh-oh Don't know who you are But I think I heard you say... (Heard you say) Man! I think I'm a woman! Uh-uh-oh yeah Act totally queer Can't you see me C'mon C'mon C'mon Homos I think I'm a woman! Dedicated to Mike Armstrong-it's okay Mike, we're all attracted to one sex or the other
Shania Twain - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the gayest parody I've ever read in my life!
Meriadoc - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This is why I don't listen to the radio anymore. Looks like it's about the same as it was 25 years ago! Good parody!
Johnny D - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Your vote count's going up, up, up! Good job.
Agrimorfee - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 455.
Peregrin - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one Mike, you've made Shania that much better!
neminem - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
5'd. I lack anything else to say, due to timing constraints.
Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. I struggled with the pacing in places though.
Spaff.com - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I've heard all the other Shania songs you mention, so I can imagine what it sounds like. And I like it.

If you need evidence that the line between country and rock is forever blurred, consider that Shania Twain and Def Leppard are produced by the same Mutt.

Finally, having read the other comments, I have to ask: Do y'all REALLY get to go to work without your pants on? 'Cause that would ROCK.
Mordecai - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Originally posted by whitebread: "If you need evidence that the line between country and rock is forever blurred, consider that Shania Twain and Def Leppard are produced by the same Mutt." So what?
Paul Heyman - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
"This website has no respect for my clients talent. Better parodies than this are overlooked by the powers that be and in this hypocrytical world that we live in, injustices like these will not be tolerated by me or by the powers TO be. We, the people of non-third world countries don't appreciate the lack of intelligence or profane, ignorant comments associated by such vulgarity. This is a fault. It is not my fault and it is not that of the websites fault...but it is a fault. And faults will not be tolerated. The associative press, and I, Paul Heyman, have reached the point of no return. We have reached a point in which no force of nature and no act of God can stop us. I, Paul Heyman, has reached the point of ignorance. And not that such a valid statement would go unnoticed...but I will give thrity days of notice. I will give thrity days Mike Armstrong....You have some choices...don't make the wrong ones." -Paul Heyman, 04/0704
Y2J - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff.com would you please shut the hell up!
Mica Villain - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude you suck. I wish you'd find a better way to channel you're creative ability. For one thing, the parody isnt that good, some of the rhyme is slant and and the meter is often off. Write your own stuff rather than making fun of someone else's material. That is so lame.
Ryan - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
THis parody completly SUCKED

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