I'm actually battling a MAJOR toothache right now. I have a paralyzing fear of the dentist...but I'm going to have to go...I'm so bummed. Great work...555!

Joey L - sorry - DKTOS. Arwen, sorry about your toothache. As one who has had many a miserable toothache let me just say...IF YOU HAVEN"T DONE IT YET, GET THEE TO THE DENTIST...it's probably not going to get any better with time and pain-killers. I speak as someone who speaks with less than a full mouth of operative choppers. Just don't go to the dentist I have, er...make that HAD been using. Shouldn't be a problem, unless he moved to Wyoming in the last couple months or so.

Joey...like Paul, DKTOS, will vote when I do. Keep writing.

Paul...you'll be happy to know that I've made an appointment, against my wimpy judgement. Seriously...THERE it is...my one weakness...I HATE the dentist. I will kill every spider that comes my may. I have shot a moose right in the head. (oh yes I have!) I will fish and hunt and camp and build and anything you want me to do...but the dentist...I can't do it. I'm seriously outside of my mind with anxiety right now. I need someone to come and hold my hand.

Arwen, glad you made an appointment - unless you have my former dentist you will almost surely feel better once you have seen them. I have this bad habit of letting tooth pain go until just short of "Screaming Agony" sets in. So now all I have to do is follow my own wonderful advice next time I have a toothache, right? Hey, what about squirrels? I've got a "Moose and Squirrel in BEEG trouble" line that's just begging to be said here....I'd volunteer to come hold your hand but I have a phobia about flying, too...(not true, I got over the actual fear of flying, now I recognize that I just HATE and thoroughly resent the way airlines treat you. I wouldn't say customers get treated like cattle, the cattle at least doesn't have to pay (but admittedly, they end up a lot worse for wear).

Whoo-hoo! Shania Twain...you rule!

Who the hell's Joey Lawrence?

Keep this shit up!

Wow, what a conversation this turned out to be. And pardon my asking, but just what in the hell is DKTOS supposed to mean? And to that Mordecai person (yes, I know where the name comes from, I am a wrestling fan), I can't help feeling like I know you, even though you don't know me. And to all you guys with dentist problems, get some false teeth already and shut your traps. This is about making fun of music here!

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v79/shaniapic/mordecai1.bmp I am well-known...you have not heard the last of me...

DKTOS: Don't Know The Original Song. I did...not bad

Mordecai-Great pic... ok the URL for my parody in case I'm allowed to spread it around is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn107.shtml Ash

"My breath only smells when I'm breathing." Heh heh.

(sOtm) Sorry, I DKTOS either, but good luck in the compettion anyway Joey, BTW, the url for my entry is http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/menwithouthats10.shtml

(SOTM) "My breath only smells when I'm breathing" lol good parody.

(SOTM) It was okay, but much too short compared to other entries (like the Sir Farqalot one) and not enough humour. 5-3-3

DWKTOS (don't wanna know the original song) but some decent lines in there anyway.

(SOTM) Twisted and chewy!

Good parody - I liked the toothache/earthquake line.

+++Restoring vote that was lost due to 7-28-04 system problem+++

Excellent, someone made fun of Shania!!! Good job!

(SOTM) Ambesol comes in kegs? Hee hee. :-)

don't know the original but it's good to see someone new in the competition

Nice one, Joey. As Ace Ventura once said: "You know gingivitis is the #1 cause of ALL tooth decay"

ANBESOL: Dentist Srong So the Pain is Gone!!!