I live in a mini-mansion
I have thirty-three Volkswagens
I bought a Cadillac just for fun
And I spoil my kids rotten

When I'm lazy, I eat at Mickey D's
When I'm bored, I go to the movies
I bought a hot tub just for myself
And more T.V. channels then I can count

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Four years ago, I was discharged
But finding money isn't hard
When you've got a plastic card

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I get cheques from the government
I get loans and don't pay back a cent
I don't have to pay the rent...
I'm in debt!
They say I'm gonna repent
But my opinion is dissent
Not a cent goes unspent
Ah, the delights of being in debt

Just cuz I'm in debt doesn't mean that I'm poor
I bought a PS2, now I have four
I've got six computers, but I want more
Maybe I'll go on vacation tomorrow

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

But don't fret...
The landlord's really huffy...
I find myself in bankruptcy...
C'mon I need your money...
Oh, yeah...

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

I get cheques from the government
I get loans and don't pay back a cent
And not a cent goes unspent
Ah, the delights of being in debt
In debt!