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Song Parodies -> "Go And Pick That Up!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Go And Pick That Up!"

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The Lyrics

I'm gonna strike
Gonna strike
Gonna strike
Strike, strike, strike, strike

I'm bout as stressed as I can be
Seems every student's buggin' me
Like this teach hears them down the hall
They were writing on the stall
But they'll be sorry

You know it eats me to the bone
I wish I had testosterone
Then I could get right in their face
Put them in their place
Instead of lookin' like a joke

Go and pick that up
You threw paper from your desk
Pick it up
You're making a big mess
Or else
You'll be a-cleanin' the floor at recess

Even the really stupid things
Like swearing when the bell rings
But I am paranoid you see
It scares the crap out of me
When I catch you throwing things

I yell...


Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah...

So when you see me look your way
You know you really outta pray
Cuz if we fight, I'm gonna win
I'm as evil as Satan
And I ain't taken crap today

(Repeat 1st verse)

Oh, oh, oh, oh...

(Repeat chorus)

Up, up, up

I'm gonna strike, gonna strike, gonna strike, strike, strike, I'm gonna strike

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

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David Chrenko - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Took you up on your invitation, Chris, but DKTOS.
Paul Wooten - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ditto that, chris. sorry
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS here, too.
Johnny D - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Chris - came on over as you asked but DKTOS, dude.
Jan Unwin - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris, also DKTOS.
alvin rhodes - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
same thing....i'm woefully ignorant about shania twain....
Olvan The Terrible - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
What exactly does DKTOS mean, anyway?
Guy - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Olvan, DKTOS means, "Don't know the original song".

Chris - Sorry but I too am DKTOS on all of the Shania Twain songs you have parodied in the past few days. Normally CW songs do not fare well on this site unless they cross over to the pop charts. No one is voting on your songs, not because they are not good enough, it's just that they don't know the original and it makes it impossible to vote on the pacing accurately. Maybe you could include some URLs to some samplings of the originals of your parodies. This may help. Or try writing some parodies on the style that you see most often written out here. I have read your lyrics and they seem to have what it takes for good parody. Just consider your audience when you write. I have tried country songs in the past and they usually don't do as well even though I know they were written well. Keep writing, from what I see of your work, it has possibilities.
Meriadoc - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow Chris - you sure know how to network! Ever think of doing Amway? ;-) I have a little time on my hands today, so I will see if I can get a copy of this song, and the I will come back a bit later and vote. :-)
Meriadoc - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris - a little hard for me to relate to the subject matter with school light years behind me, but not bad overall. Pacing was a bit hard to follow, so I gave you a 3 there, but I am sure you will improve. Look forward to seeing more of your stuff. I will try and check out some of your other Twain ones a bit later.
ChuckyG - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris, please stop spamming the site with pleas for people to visit your parodies, it's getting a little ridiculous to see 50 messages, almost all the same, pleading with people to check out your parodies.

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