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Shania Twain

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The Lyrics

Off Shania's new album, Up!

This song is about a school teacher who all his students think is a nerd (This song is based on a true story)

Original Sin-biblical reference to Adam and Eve
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

It's a four-letter word
And it makes me perterberd
But I ain't gonna cry
My bones are like bricks
And not even sticks
Are gonna break 'em
But give it a try

You can call me what you want
I know what I'm not
And you know I don't care what you say
But you don't have to rub it in
It's like Original Sin
It just won't go away

So listen up (Have you heard)
About the (Perfect word)
To describe me so accurately
(Offence) I always take
And this one takes the cake
So if you're lookin' for a good synonym for absurd:


I can be found
Sittin' in my class reading a text book all the time
Wastin' your time which is all I ever do, I find
Actin' like one stuck-up tie-wearing-geek or absurd
Maybe I'm a jerk, but it doesn't give me the right
To wear dress shoes or pants that are way too tight
But just hear me out, it's a word to describe what I'm about-

It's too late to repent it
I don't care who said it
Someone hit the nail on the head
I was never gonna whine
The pleasure was all mine
I'm just glad it was finally said


Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Well I hope you finally see
That I deserve some sympathy
All I'm askin' for is just one time
And I was never gonna get it
But now that I admit it
I bet it's worth a second try


Oh, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, Nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd

Ah, nerd, nerd!

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Chris - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is just one of many parodies that have been written regarding Shania Twain songs. The author of this parody appreciates the feedback and comments of those who read it. We are not, in any way encouraging you to vote for this song, but rather to send feedback and your opinions on it. Your opinions would be taken under consideration and we will do our best to answer any questions you may have. By this weekend, we hope to be able to submit a list that would reveal the parody titles of Shania's 19 tracks off the Up! album. This takes time, and therefore, could take longer. About half of the songs have been submitted to this website to date, but they will not all fit on the Shania parody homepage, so to view the rest, you can simply click on the link that reads "Other Shania Twain Song Parodies" and viewing all parodies written by Chris. Again, your opinion is valid.
Guy - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
You may want to give the Shania and high school themes up. You seem to have some knack for writing but part of being a successful parodist is learning what the audience will respond to. I have written 458 parodies on this site. It took about a hundred to figure out what works out here and what doesn't. I guess I was a slow learner. When something is not working, try something else. Look at the successful writers out here. You will see that they write a variety of different types of songs and originality is a big plus. You have our attention with your braodcasts. Now show us something.
raddog20002002 - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is a good one to me. The lyrics of this parody are kind of like "Weird Al"'s song "Gee, I'm A Nerd."

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