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Song Parodies -> "Our Clothes Won't Fitcha"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Getcha Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Our Clothes Won't Fitcha"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Let's go!

Went shopping for the weekend - the salesman tried to hide
I said I'm interested if you have something my size - yeah
Uh, now here's a new outfit - polyester blend
It's a fine piece of merchandise, and I've got some money to spend

So I tried it on - honey, when I was done
I came out to see - and the salesman told me

(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause our pants are too tight
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause your butt's too wide
(Yeah, you can betcha) You can betcha now that such a wide load won't fit in our clothes
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha it's a matter of fact
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause you're too darn fat!
(Yeah, you can betcha) You can't get your big fat bottom inside, you've got flabby thighs
You thought they would, (but) don't fitcha good

I've already planned it - here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna lose some weight and I'm gonna get some sexy new jeans

So I tried to run - honey, exercise is fun
I went to the store - and the clerk said once more:

(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause our pants are too tight
(They still don't fitcha) They still don't fitcha cause your butt's too wide
(Yeah, you can betcha) You can betcha now that such a wide load won't fit in our clothes
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha it's a matter of fact
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause you're too darn fat!
(Yeah, you can betcha) You can't get your big fat bottom inside, you've got flabby thighs
You thought they would, (but) don't fitcha good

Our clothes won't fitcha baby - not till you lose some weight
Our clothes won't fitcha, no way, honey - yeah, start layin off that cake

So I tried it on - honey, when I was done
I came out to see - and the salesman told me

(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause our pants are too tight
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause your butt's too wide
(Yeah, you can betcha) You can betcha now that such a wide load won't fit in our clothes
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha it's a matter of fact
(Our clothes won't fitcha) Our clothes won't fitcha cause you're too darn fat!
(Yeah, you can betcha) You can't get your big fat bottom inside, you've got flabby thighs
You thought they would, (but) don't fitcha good

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 24

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sum1 - December 24, 2002 - Report this comment
that was really funny! the best one sine noodle-icious
Matthias - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good fashionable parody... I thought it would have been funnier if the clothes that the main character wouldn't fit because she/he was too fat, then exercised and then the clothes were too loose. (That's how I would have worked this parody out, cause it got kinda repetitive) Still this was a pretty good parody, and the Music Video looks more like something you would see in a Metal Video, or some like Space Rock (David Bowie?) That kinda surprised me, because the OS has nothing to do with aliens or Space (What's up with that Shania?)
littleCupCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
good parody, Sir Jeffry, ~Duke o'Hoot~ And you do hoot so well, Sir!! I still see you wearing that 'apron' feeding me grapes . . .
Guy - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-O) Jeff - I git ya bit cha picha. Great idea on a Ms. Twain OS but I kind of agree with what Matt says. Varying the choruses would have helped with the repeditiveness and gained you extra points for the extra effort. All in all - well done.
Agrimorfee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yup, considering the tune only has one verse(!), this cries out for chorus variations. Matthias, Shania Twain has one toe dipped in pop music and one in country...the album 'Up' was released in 2 versions (produced by her hubby Butch Vig, you know him from Garbage), but they used the same video for both versions of "I'm Gonna Gitcha Good".
Invisible Boy - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked the Getcha/Fitcha switch. It seems you wrote this in 2002...before the rules of chorus varying fully evolved here. It was still funny.

Agrimorfee...I thought Shania was married to Mutt Lange of Def Leppard-AC/DC fame...?
stuart mcarthur - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) looks like somebody should be clothes shopping in "Rays Camping and Outdoors" - halfway thru I thought hmm, this is an early one of Jeff's with the repetition and all, and then I saw 2002! whoa, that was before I was born - still gave me a chuckle with "you're too darn fat!" though - gotta tell it like it is - 555
Jack Wilson - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome, wow old one! 5s Was 2002 when they first allowed comments?
Kristof Robertson - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4O) I enjoyed this in spite of its ntiquity....and I can certainly relate to the subject matter! 555
P.S: Security code is LRD...perfect! :-D
Agrimorfee - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Invisible Boy is correct, sorry.
Matthias - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
See above. Like I said before this one got a bit tedious after the first joke. I could tell that this was an early one from you Jeff and from that stand point alone I need to say very well done.
Below Average Dave - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, if I was her, I'd slap that dude in the face, but heck it'd make a funny scene in a vidoe
bobpiecheese - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This parody reminds me of a Dara O'Briain stand-up bit: "Get out of here, Shrek, you're blocking the light to the store". A mutant cow was involved. Anyway, this parody was pretty good, despite being an early one from you and having repeated choruses. Still worth a 555.
Rex - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The repetitive choruses could be handled in the video by having her first go to a regular clothing store, then to a plus size store, and finally to a place called "Humongous Wear" or something like that. Fun stuff!

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