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Song Parodies -> "From Enrollment On (The Recruiting Song)"

Original Song Title:

"From This Moment On"

Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"From Enrollment On (The Recruiting Song)"

Parody Written by:

John Ellerbach

The Lyrics

From Enrollment On (The Recruiting Song)

I do swear we'll always have free beer.
We'd give anything and everything to get you here.
To any length, whores and sporty cars we'll go.
Our competitors will do worse:
We'll love you with every beating of those jerks!

From enrollment, life will begin.
From enrollment, you'll have rich friends
Right behind you with every touchdown.
From enrollment on.

With quick movement you have been blessed,
So we'll live only for your happiness.
For your commitment we'd give our last breath
From enrollment on.

I'll get contraband for you with all my heart.
Can't wait to score some coke for you-that's if you start.
And you and coach will never drift apart.
Our dreams come true because of you!

From enrollment, as long as you catch passes,
We will love you and promise you this:
There's no need to even attend classes
From enrollment on!

You're the reason we believe in bowls,
That's why we cannot wait till you're enrolled.
All you'll need is just a few good blocks,
Our dreams come true because of jocks!

From enrollment, as long as you live
We will love you and promise with glee
From enrollment
We will love you-- just don't blow a knee
From enrollment on!

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