Let's eat Peeps, c'mon

I'm eating out tonight, I'm piloting a jet
Flyin' all around the world
Play with tons of toys, I could raise my voice
Yeah, people can cry and pout

Invent inventions, enjoy air-condition
I can even drink and drive
Even if I can't pick women up at clubs
Homo Sapiens are my type

The best thing about being a human
Is the ability to drive around in cars, yeah

O uh oh - we are amazing, even among apes
Hu-man Na-ture, o uh oh
Really go wild with more than doggy-style
Oh oh oh - having a baby, having contractions
Hunting some deer, drinking more deer (oh oh oh)
Good to be free, yeah, feel the way I feel
Damn, I'm glad I'm a human

The things I can break, tonight I'll bake a cake
I don't go terrorizing towns
Guys don't have much chest, our women have large breasts
We can own a lot of porn

The best thing about being a human
Are opportunities to fly a NASA shuttle

O uh oh - we are amazing, even among apes
Hu-man Na-ture, o uh oh
Really go wild with more than doggy-style
Oh oh oh - having a baby, having contractions
Hunting some deer, drinking more deer (oh oh oh)
Good to be free, yeah, feel the way I feel
Damn, I'm glad I'm a human

The best thing about being a human
To get a mate we don't have to sniff the girls' bum

We're really amazing
Can you feel it - come, come, come on, baby
Whooo whooo whooo

I'm glad I'm a human