It's not my fault that she's so unattractive
But all the come ons she's said isn't attractive
Every 30 minutes she calls me again
She doesn't seem to know I don't care
If she wants me or not

Says pick up lines if I'd had a dime for everyone
I'd have a hell of a lot of dimes
I loved you for free only when I was drunk
But you have to much junk in the trunk

Pick up lines most of them don't even make sense
Like saying my name is Prince
"Is that a roll of quarters in you pocket?
Can I take your penis out of socket?"

When I took her to my bed she was a ten
When I woke up the ten turned into a two
You gotta count what's on the inside
But the outside has to be my side
And I don't like to dance

Says pick up lines if I'd had a dime for everyone
I'd have a hell of a lot of dimes
I loved you for free only when I was drunk
But you have to much junk in the trunk

Pick up lines most of them don't even make sense
Like saying my name is Prince
"Is that a roll of quarters in you pocket?
Must be yes yes yes

I wish there was a chance for you and me
Maybe you could have plastic surgery
Why don't you leave?

You're pathetic and psychotic
Not athletic or apologetic
Prince is not for thee
Was never meant to be

And you can call me harass me
Or beg like a bum but don't you say to me
Don't you say to me, girl

"Extortion, I wanna have your abortion
To give you a little bit of torture
I love you for you and I want to be impregnated
Even if you are sedated

Protection? I'm tired of contraceptives
Come back to me and I'll forgive
I'm sneaking into you home again
Some say you want to get away"

Get away? Get away?

Yeah (3xs)

Get away!

"Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha!

I'm sneaking into your home"

Get away!