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Song Parodies -> "It Wasn't Bin"

Original Song Title:

"It Wasn't Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shaggy

Parody Song Title:

"It Wasn't Bin"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Quites

The Lyrics

Chorus: Could you believe I caught Osama Bin Laden bombing embassies next door.
Picture this we both got locked in and started banging on the bathroom door.
Well hey look there's a blackbox on the bottom of the toilet seat. (Huh?)
If I die in the explosion at least somebody will hear me speak.

What the hell is this? Some Action/Drama/Thriller
I'm stuck inside the restroom with a mass serial killer.
And this stupid bomb is gonna cook us like a griller.
Osama: Let's review the situation.
Me: There's no time for that!!!
I'll say a few prayers that I learned yesterday.
I'm stuck here with a terrorist. Oh Crappy Day!
Let me talk to this guy. I'll be dead anyway.
Asked him if he did it. He said Lenny, No Way!

Me: Was it you who bombed the pentagon?
Osama: It wasn't me.
Me: You bombed the U.S.S. Cole huh?
Osama: It wasn't me.
Me: You even bombed the World Trade Towers.
Osama: It wasn't me.
Me: And the embassy in Africa.
Osama: It wasn't me.
Me: So we're stuck here in this toilet.
Osama: Oopsy!
Me: Pretty soon we will be boilin'.
Osama: Oopsy.
Me: And we'll be burned into powder!
Osama: Oopsy.
Me: So just admit it it's over!
Osama: Must be.

Chorus

Me: I really believe that I have the right to be pissed.
I'm locked inside the bathroom with a Muslim terrorist.
The bomb's about to blow and we will both be blown to bits.
Seeing is believing and I think I need some specs.
I brought up all the bombings and the crashes from the past.
The evidence was there but all his answers were half assed.
Osama: Let's Break the door down and save our ass.
Then we'd better run and girl we'd better run fast!!!

Me: Was it you who bombed the pentagon?
Osama: It wasn't me..........

Me: Tell America you're sorry for the pain that you caused.
I've been listening to your accent.
Can't make sense of it at all.
You know you're responsible for this crap you just caused.
If we get out of this building I'll be kicking your arse. (British pronounciation)

Chorus

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