GWB:
It's not as if I had been caught red-handed
Stealing all the votes from you.
You keep on saying that it looks suspicious.
Tell me, whatcha gonna do?
Why should I confess
To a crime that you cannot prove?
And if you find evidence
How can you make me move?

Commentator:
This kind of thing, it rarely happened before.
Most of the population voted Al Gore.
Electoral College you could manipulate.
Your brother is the governor of Florida state!
Your daddy put up plenty of Republican bucks.
The liberals and moderates, they say that this sucks.
Supreme Court, they voted then to put you inside.
Here are the accusations you must deride.

Voters:
We saw you messing with the ballot.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
Too many votes were made invalid.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
Election Day, you made a roadblock.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
The Butterfly was a real shock.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
We saw you purging out the vote lists.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
The voters turned away were real ticked.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
At least you proved that every vote counts.
GWB:
It wasn't me.
Voters:
You put a stop to the recount.
GWB:
Well...

(repeat entire song, then...)

GWB:
It's not as if I had been caught red-handed
Stealing all the votes from you.
You keep on saying that it looks suspicious.
Tell me, whatcha gonna do?
Why should I confess
To a crime that you cannot prove?
Even if you find evidence
How can you make me move?

I say you're gonna be sorry
If you ever stand up to me
I'm gonna make you sorry
'Cause I got the Presidency!
I say you're gonna be sorry
If you ever stand up to me
I'm gonna make you sorry
'Cause I got the Presidency!
Well...

It's not as if I had been caught red-handed
Stealing all the votes from you.
You keep on saying that it looks suspicious.
Tell me, whatcha gonna do?
Why should I confess
To a crime that you cannot prove?
Even if you find evidence
How will you make me move?