Mind’s eye recalls...
Those bathroom stalls...
Need I even mention
Twas a Hazmat Convention
Shrouded in grime, sheer disarray
Burst sewer line, a menace to all mankind
chloride of lime wont save the day

Fragrance made my head start turning
Eyes tear up and nostrils burning
Heart infused with palpitation
Fighting off this suffocation

Fragrance made my head start turning
Eyes tear up and nostrils burning
Heart infused with palpitation
Fighting off this suffocation

Make do
Not me
With those filthy bathroom stalls
Purplish blue
I flee
from those vile bathroom stalls

those bathroom stalls
Made a beeline, to sit down and clear my mind
needed downtime, where’s the F.D.A?

Noxious state is quite concerning
Bowels are weak and madly churning
Wipe away my perspiration
Where the hell’s the ventilation?

Noxious state is quite concerning
Bowels are weak and madly churning
Wipe away my perspiration
Where the hell’s the ventilation?

It’s all true
I plea
Don’t go in those bathroom stalls
If you
trust me
You wont use those bathroom stalls
You’ll soon agree
If you use those bathroom stalls
You will spew
surely
‘Cause of those gross bathroom stalls

From those awful bathroom stalls
From those dreadful bathroom stalls
Those stalls
Leave you feeling quite appalled

It’s a true mess
Certainly
Hope I don’t catch H.I.V.

From this eyesore I’m adjourning
Feel my stomachache returning
Restroom was my destination
now I pray for constipation

From this eyesore I’m adjourning
Feel my stomachache returning
Restroom was my destination
now I pray for constipation

I warn you
Just flee
Leave behind those bathroom stalls
Told you
Hurry
Leave behind those bathroom stalls
Need to
Quickly
Leave behind those bathroom stalls
Accrue
T.B.
From those ghastly bathrooms stalls
From those raunchy bathroom stalls
From those yucky bathroom stalls
Leave those hellish bathroom stalls
Those stalls...
Those stalls...