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Song Parodies -> "Public Restrooms"

Original Song Title:

"Empty Walls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Serj Tankian

Parody Song Title:

"Public Restrooms"

Parody Written by:

YousoCrazy

The Lyrics

A parody on a not so pleasant experience... Need I say more?Probably not... Have a Nice Day. : - )
Mind’s eye recalls...
Those bathroom stalls...
Need I even mention
Twas a Hazmat Convention
Shrouded in grime, sheer disarray
Burst sewer line, a menace to all mankind
chloride of lime wont save the day

Fragrance made my head start turning
Eyes tear up and nostrils burning
Heart infused with palpitation
Fighting off this suffocation

Fragrance made my head start turning
Eyes tear up and nostrils burning
Heart infused with palpitation
Fighting off this suffocation

Make do
Not me
With those filthy bathroom stalls
Purplish blue
I flee
from those vile bathroom stalls

those bathroom stalls
Made a beeline, to sit down and clear my mind
needed downtime, where’s the F.D.A?

Noxious state is quite concerning
Bowels are weak and madly churning
Wipe away my perspiration
Where the hell’s the ventilation?

Noxious state is quite concerning
Bowels are weak and madly churning
Wipe away my perspiration
Where the hell’s the ventilation?

It’s all true
I plea
Don’t go in those bathroom stalls
If you
trust me
You wont use those bathroom stalls
You’ll soon agree
If you use those bathroom stalls
You will spew
surely
‘Cause of those gross bathroom stalls

From those awful bathroom stalls
From those dreadful bathroom stalls
Those stalls
Leave you feeling quite appalled

It’s a true mess
Certainly
Hope I don’t catch H.I.V.

From this eyesore I’m adjourning
Feel my stomachache returning
Restroom was my destination
now I pray for constipation

From this eyesore I’m adjourning
Feel my stomachache returning
Restroom was my destination
now I pray for constipation

I warn you
Just flee
Leave behind those bathroom stalls
Told you
Hurry
Leave behind those bathroom stalls
Need to
Quickly
Leave behind those bathroom stalls
Accrue
T.B.
From those ghastly bathrooms stalls
From those raunchy bathroom stalls
From those yucky bathroom stalls
Leave those hellish bathroom stalls
Those stalls...
Those stalls...
ThE EnD.

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Overall Rating: 4.4

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The other white meat - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Dude... seriously sick! I could just imagine Serj all decked out in a plumber outfit in front of a rest stop... SOAD kicks some serious... yeah. It flows well man... Keep up the good work and expect to read some more parodies from ya'. Public Restrooms? Yeah, no need to say more bro. Appreciate this... R-O-C-K-S!
Man Savage - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
System of a Down's lead singer Serj Tankian would love this parody if he ever got the chance to read it... hell, a remake on an excellent music video and song might need to be redone... love the work kid and I agree with the other white meat... SOAD kicks some serious... yeah.

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