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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Ass Rhymes"

Original Song Title:

"Closing Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Semisonic

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Ass Rhymes"

Parody Written by:

Chris Z

The Lyrics

Cheap ass rhymes,
Only good for losers who don't have much taste.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Scribble down some lyrics so they go to waste.

Cheap ass rhymes,
Fifty million copies sold world wide.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Bought this CD because the salesman lied

Chorus:
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
bring it home, bring it home.

Cheap ass rhymes,
Weird Al doesn't know it but he's not like me.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Who pays Britney Spears just to shake here things.

Cheap ass rhymes,
N'sync may be famous but they're not like me.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Pay your fifteen dollars just to get this CD.

Chorus:
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
bring it home, bring it home.

Cheap ass rhymes,
Put a show a together and flaunt you breasts.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Only the most catchiest can be the best.

Cheap ass rhymes,
Some songs aren't popular but who's to blame.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Bribe your own producer just bring you fame.

Chorus:
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
bring it home, bring it home.

Chorus:
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
I don't want to bring this CD home,
bring it home, bring it home.

Cheap ass rhymes,
Only good for losers who don't have much taste.
Cheap ass rhymes,
Scribble down some lyrics so they go to waste.

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 11

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