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Song Parodies -> "IndyCar 500 at Pocono"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Me Something I Don't Know"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez & The Scene

Parody Song Title:

"IndyCar 500 at Pocono"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I know I've done a lot of NASCAR-themed parody songs, but for a change of pace, here's one about a rookie driver in the IndyCar 500 presented by Sunoco at Pocono Raceway.
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
They think I can't take it
But there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in
The dreams I've been dreaming
I hear it every day
I hear it all the time
I'm not going to make it big
But they're never going to change my mind
Oh!
I made the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I made the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I'm racing at 500 miles
What it takes to make fans smile
'Cause IndyCar racing is my style
Everybody tells me that I don't know what I'm doing
They think I'm in for some screwing
The odds of me losing
The other drivers tell me that it's one in a million
Maybe one in a billion
Heck, it's one in a zillion
I hear it every day
I hear it all the time
I'm never going to amount to much
But they'll never change my mind
I'm running 3rd in the 500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono
I'm going to win in this 500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono
I'm leading after 330 miles
And I sure have the winning smile
'Cause IndyCar racing is my style
I'm going to win in this 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
Are you ready for it?
Yeah, I'm ready for it
Really ready for it?
Yeah, I'm ready for it
Let's get ready to win
I'm on my way
I know I'll have a winning day
It doesn't help when you say
It won't be easy
I'm leading the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I'm leading the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I'm leading at 450 miles
And I sure have the winning smile
'Cause IndyCar racing is my style
I'll win the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I'll win the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I'll win the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono
I won after 500 miles
Just look at my winning smile
'Cause IndyCar racing is my style
I won the IndyCar 500 at Pocono
500 at Pocono, 500 at Pocono

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Joe the Crazy Conch - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't like Selena Gomez & the Scene (I got sucked into listening to it against my will), but this is too funny! 5's all around!
Goofball - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Hey, where do Indy guys go after losing a race? To a strip club so that they can get a LAP dance :))
Jonathan - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Joe... did you just 5-rate yourself?
Joe the Crazy Conch - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Jonathan, I sure did. I don't like Selena Gomez (that dirty little b****), but I am a huge fan of events at Pocono Raceway (at least I didn't do a Bieber spoof).

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