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Song Parodies -> "The Way I Killed Stu"

Original Song Title:

"The Way I Loved You"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"The Way I Killed Stu"

Parody Written by:

Hilary (Star) Rodney

The Lyrics

I swear that I have never killed someone! Maybe a fish, on accident, but never a human. I PROMISE!
Everythings bad yeah. And it's not gonna be okay, yeah, and I know, I've been laughing all day today, cuz I am insane,oh. See I killed someone, I really did mean to, I had lost a bet and now I feel like a creep. Tommorow may be jailtime for me.

And it might be wonderful, but I don't think so. It might be everything I'm runnin' from, hysterical. And if I should ever kill someone again like I killed you, it will never be the way, I killed Stu.
Running away is, making me feel so cold yeah, and I've been, tryin to make believe I won't go, but that makes it worse, yeah. Cuz cops are after me, this is my first offence, I hope I get one week, to maybe find an alias for me.

And it might be wonderful, but I don't think so. It is everything I'm running from,hysterical. And if I should ever kill someone again because of you, it will never be the way I killed Stu like a first kill, the one where I don't get killed, wasn't it written, all over my face that I killed Stu in the alley, also killed him in the valley, almost killed him after I had killed him once.
And it felt wonderful, it felt magical, it was awesome as my first wish, on a shooting star, and if I should ever kill someone again like I killed you, it will never be the way, it can never be the way, no it will never be the way... I killed Stu.
Again I've never killed a person! It's just a parody, although I'm making it sound like I killed someone. ;]

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