Song Parodies -> Dave Letterman
| Original Song Title: | "Cruella De Vil" |
| Original Performer: | Selena Gomez |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dave Letterman" |
| Parody Written by: | Jay Leno (Yes, THAT Jay Leno) |
Hi, Jay Leno. This is a song about my arch nemesis Dave Letterman. This song should tell you why you should watch my show instead of his.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
Look out for Dave Letterman
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Those creepy glassess
The gap in his teeth
Better beware of his top ten lists.
He's the guy you want to hit with your fist.
He's got a gap tooth grin, his language obscene.
Look out for Dave Letterman.
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
.....
This monstrous fiend
He'll give you a scare
He outta be cancelled and cut off the air.
late night was such a wholesome time until
Dave, David Letterman.
Yeah!
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
(oooh oh, oooh oh, oooh oh, oooh oh)
I am Jay Leno, Dave Letterman is the devil.
But my show is the one that blows away the shock.
You've come to realize
You've seen his creepy eyes.
Watching you from underneath a ROOOOOOOCK!
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh (David Letterman!)
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh (David Letterman!) yeah!
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
Look out for David Letterman
Look out for Dave Letterman
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Those creepy glassess
The gap in his teeth
Better beware of his top ten lists.
He's the guy you want to hit with your fist.
He's got a gap tooth grin, his language obscene.
Look out for Dave Letterman.
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
.....
This monstrous fiend
He'll give you a scare
He outta be cancelled and cut off the air.
late night was such a wholesome time until
Dave, David Letterman.
Yeah!
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
(oooh oh, oooh oh, oooh oh, oooh oh)
I am Jay Leno, Dave Letterman is the devil.
But my show is the one that blows away the shock.
You've come to realize
You've seen his creepy eyes.
Watching you from underneath a ROOOOOOOCK!
David Letterman
David Letterman
He is not human
He is a demon
The sight of him is to die from.
Dave, David Letterman.
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh (David Letterman!)
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh (David Letterman!) yeah!
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
Look out for David Letterman
Thank you. I'll be here all week, try the veal.
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I've never liked either of the ~L~ men . . . everytime I see them, I think of the ~Lord o'Night Television~ : Mr Johnny Carson. Rest in peace, Lord Carson.
^ sure and I'M the country music singer (which i'm not you know)
(Sends David Kersh flying with his chin) Give my show a chance i'm not so bad, i'm really quite a sweetheart.
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