Song Parodies -> Dodgeball
| Original Song Title: | "F*** It" |
| Original Performer: | Seether |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dodgeball" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Boyd |
Friday is dodgeball day in P.E and this is about one boy who takes the game very seriously and doesen't like to lose
I really like it when we play
(when friday comes around)
And how my friends all wanna pick me
(cuz I'm the best around)
But I couldn't face myself in the mirror
if I don't win I'll be in tears...so I
Dodge it! Can't let you hit me
Catch it! The ball's now with me
Throw it! You're out cuz of me! (X2)
I really like when the ball's mine
(the kid is dancing 'round)
But I'll be mad if he catches it
(cuz then, I'll be out)
And I couldn't face myself in the mirror
if I don't win, I'll be in tears...so I
Dodge it! Can't let you hit me
Catch it! The ball's now with me
Throw it! You're out cuz of me! (X2)
You want me out
You can't
You want to beat my team mates and me
You might hit them but you won't hit me...
You can't! You can't! It can't be this way!
I guess I'll cry like a girl til coach lets me play...then I'll
Dodge it! Can't let you hit me
Catch it! The ball's now with me
Throw it! You're out cuz of me! (X2)
I can't be out! They cheat!...*incoherent screaming*
(when friday comes around)
And how my friends all wanna pick me
(cuz I'm the best around)
But I couldn't face myself in the mirror
if I don't win I'll be in tears...so I
Dodge it! Can't let you hit me
Catch it! The ball's now with me
Throw it! You're out cuz of me! (X2)
I really like when the ball's mine
(the kid is dancing 'round)
But I'll be mad if he catches it
(cuz then, I'll be out)
And I couldn't face myself in the mirror
if I don't win, I'll be in tears...so I
Dodge it! Can't let you hit me
Catch it! The ball's now with me
Throw it! You're out cuz of me! (X2)
You want me out
You can't
You want to beat my team mates and me
You might hit them but you won't hit me...
You can't! You can't! It can't be this way!
I guess I'll cry like a girl til coach lets me play...then I'll
Dodge it! Can't let you hit me
Catch it! The ball's now with me
Throw it! You're out cuz of me! (X2)
I can't be out! They cheat!...*incoherent screaming*
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my english teacher wants to outlaw dodgeball
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