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Song Parodies -> "Fine Ass Man"

Original Song Title:

"Fine Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seether

Parody Song Title:

"Fine Ass Man"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

It seems each day I get more handsome
and from the mirror, it is so hard to go
But even though I am so great
I can't be selfish, must let the world know

Girls wanna get closer
to this fine ass man, yeah
Young chicks or older
they all just try to get near

And I am aware now, of how I am just so fine
you must say
I'm great
or you're jealous
You all may stare now, 'cause no one is as fine
as me
yes, you see
the perfect male

And since I look as hot as fire
there is no need for me to find a job
And anyway, I can't get hired
'cause they're all just jealous dudes

But when the chicks get closer
they just sigh again, yeah
They blush and blame the cold air
'cause I see their nipples clear

And I am aware now, of how I am just so fine
you must say
I'm great
or you're jealous
You all may stare now, 'cause no one is as fine
as me
yes, you see
the perfect male

Yes, you may stare now
but I must assure you, you'll never be as good as me
Yes, you may stare now
but don't touch my hair now, at all

I am aware now, of how I am just so fine
you must say
I'm great
or you're jealous
You all may stare now, 'cause no one is as fine
as me
yes, you see
the perfect male

Yes, you may stare now, 'cause no one is as fine
as me
Adore me
I'm hot as hell
Adore me,
adore this perfect male
Adore me
Adore me
try not to squeal
You can not have me for yourself
but you can just stare now
at this fine...
ass man

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AFW - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good to see ya' back, BB...DKOS...but a very humorous read...sort of reminds me of the old Mac Davis song, "Oh, Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble"
Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This is possibly the best thing you've written Billy Boyd, and a fairly radical departure from your previous works. It's like "I'm Too Sexy" but without the huge cheese factor (in other words a hell of a lot better). Big 5s, and while you'd probably run into a high percentage of DKTOS this is IMO worthy of SOTM or ABC.
Billy Boyd - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow...in contrast to the guy in my parody, I'm very humbled and grateful for your comments, AFW and Red Ant....very kind words, btw, and much appreciated.

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