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Song Parodies -> "We Be Churnin'"

Original Song Title:

"We Be Burnin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sean Paul

Parody Song Title:

"We Be Churnin'"

Parody Written by:

Resetti's Replicas

The Lyrics

A parody that makes fun of the Amish. That's never been done. Please note that "Onct" is not a typo.
Just gimme the stool, I’ve got to milk the cow.
It’s time to make dairy products now.
We don’t use machines, or fancy gadgets, no.
We live a quaint life, just like to take it slow.

So go get a table with a leg that’s broken
throw it in hearth, it’ll start smoking.
We use our chimney in this situation to provide us all with ventilation.
All Amish girls still pure at eighteen, it’s worth waiting
We don’t like promoting excessive emoting
If you’re tired of modern civilization, come and join the Amish nation.

In PA…

We be churnin’ not concernin’ over leisure time and play
Don’t be spurnin’, come be learnin’ all about our Amish way.
To the skeptics and the cynics, here is what we have to say:
Simplify it, keep it nice and quiet

I’ve got a barn I want to raise me,
Without the use of machines, it’s not that crazy
With just a little bit of motivation,
We’ll soon finish what we’re creatin’

When the sun is low, the rooster will crow
It’s our daily routine, go with the flow
There’s never any time for slupmin’
Get some water from the well by pumpin’

Summertime means plant or lose it.
We’ve got a plow, we’re gonna use use it
Our style of dress is not exotic
We’ve more black clothing than Hot Topic

We consider ourselves the religious type
We attend prayer sessions every night
And when it’s light and
When He gives us a harvest, we praise Him again

We be churnin’ not concernin’ over leisure time and play
If you’re yearnin’ to be learnin’, come and visit any day.
To the heretics and sinners, here is what we have to say:
Simplify it, keep it nice and quiet


Just gimme the stool, I’ve got to milk the cow.
It’s time to make dairy products now.
We don’t use machines, or fancy gadgets, no.
We live a quaint life, just like to take it slow.

So go get a table with a leg that’s broken
throw it in hearth, it’ll start smoking.
We use our chimney in this situation to provide us all with ventilation.
All Amish girls still pure at eighteen, it’s worth waiting
And we don’t like promoting a lot of emoting
If you’re tired of modern civilization, come and join the Amish nation.

In PA…

We be churnin’ not concernin’ over leisure time and play
Don’t be spurnin, come be learnin’ all about our Amish way.
To the skeptics and the cynics, here is what we have to say:
Simplify it, keep it nice and quiet

Onct more…

We be churnin’ not concernin’ over leisure time and play
If you’re yearnin’ to be learnin’, come and visit any day.
To the heretics and sinners, here is what we have to say:
Simplify it, keep it nice and quiet

Just gimme the stool, I’ve got to milk the cow.
It’s time to make dairy products now.
We don’t use machines, or fancy gadgets, no.
We live a quaint life, just like to take it slow.

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Christie Marie M - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the OS and your parody! You just inspired me to milk a cow! Great job on doing a parody on a tongue-twisting song. I am also a big fan of Sean Paul as well! Udderly smooth! Let me milk you 3 sets of 5's for you!!

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