CHORUS
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Why did I have to go
And add inches to
Me gut
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Why did I have to go
And add inches to
Me gut

The last time I was skinny
Was my freshman year of high school
(of high school)
I was able to wear clothes
Everybody thought were cool
(thought were cool)
And now that I've consumed so many hamburger
(hamburger)
And fry combos that I must say I've super-sized myself (super-size)

I feel like
My jeans are getting tighter
Somebody
Please drive me to the gym

CHORUS

The last time I went to the doctor
He warned me 'bout my BMI*
(BMI)
Directed me to a dietitian
Who put me on a diet
(on a diet)
These last six months have been like hell for me
(hell for me)
Needless to say I binged and I gained another thirty pounds (thirty pounds)

I feel like
My shirts are getting shorter
I wonder
If Jenny Craig could help

CHORUS

Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Why I get fat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat
Why I get fat

I feel like
My double chin is growing
Like the ass
That hangs out of my pants

CHORUS (2x)

Why I get fat, why did I get fat
So fat I almost sat on my cat
Why I get fat, why did I get fat